WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



ooooh Morley Morley 11:44 Wed Jan 21
What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Get poofs off of our television.

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chad sexington 9:56 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
More fudgepacker tv

chad sexington 9:55 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Mor

HairyHammer 9:51 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
OK no problem they can have programmes where Homosexuals are represented but why show adverts of men kissing and semi naked men from 7 am in the morning?
Mary Whitehouse I now know that i was wrong you served a purpose and a very important one at that.

HairySpotter 9:29 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
The L word was a sexy fucking programme


by the way any comments made from here on about Cucumber..you have to have this track playing in the background from 2:00 onwards...

just to get in the spirit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqHl_7oJC8

Swiss. 5:29 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Liked that L word. Had that Terminator woman in it the one who's bisexual in real life. My joggers were knee bound through that

riosleftsock 5:24 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
P

I'll take my revenge on the cunts on here. If that's alright with you.

Steve P 5:20 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Understandable.

riosleftsock 5:18 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
P

Only had two hours sleep last night, poxy call-outs and an early start.

Dan M 5:15 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Rabbit up his arse more like...

Steve P 5:15 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
You seem a bit angry today, socko. The rabbi on your case lately?

riosleftsock 5:12 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Blinds - very effete

Dan M 5:11 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
We've got blinds, but thanks for thinking about me.

riosleftsock 4:55 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Dan M

The only thing you will be doing with your "missus" after watching this is debating whether the curtains clash with the settee in your shabby little life.

White Pony 4:02 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Sorry, I'll be too busy reading Bravo Two Zero while watching Robson Greene's Extreme Fisting.

Dan M 3:47 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
According to the Independent...

Davies got the idea for the shows' titles from a scientific study on the erection. "It divided the hard-on into four categories, from soft to hard. One, tofu. Two, peeled banana. Three, banana. And four, cucumber. Right there and then, I knew I had my drama."

I'll be watching the Cucumber programme. With my lady wife who is a lady with whom I might have heterosexual intercourse afterwards while not thinking about the gay programme, but thinking about her or possibly other naked ladies and that.

Brussels Sprout 3:43 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
The lady doth protest too much, methinks, Morley!

gph 3:25 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Being puzzled, I looked up tofu, slang.

It's lesbian, i.e., "meatless" sex

DaillyShaggedMyWife 3:20 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Shut that door!

White Pony 1:56 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Little-known WHO fact: Sprouts wrote the theme tune to 1980s TV kids show Why Don't You.

ooooh Morley Morley 1:54 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Why don't you fuck off sprouts you shit house.

Pancho 1:29 Wed Jan 21
Re: What the ballyho is all this Cucumber, Banana TV bollocks about?
Thought you liked men masquerading as women Milhouse?

You spent long enough falling in love online with one you pudgy cunt.

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